There’s this vendor that sold “third-leg enlargement cream” to me. The way he advertised it ehn, you’d think after using it, I would be dragging trousers with basketballers. I won’t lie, I fell for it. He said, “Sir, just apply it twice daily, and you will shock yourself.” Two weeks later, I was truly shocked because that cream didn’t do anything. Now, the problem is this. How do I call this guy out? How can I warn others from falling victim without people automatically knowing that my third-leg is small? If I go to his comment section and type, “Your product didn’t work!”, won’t people immediately assume what I was trying to enlarge? I even thought of opening a burner account to call him out, but the truth is, no one takes burner accounts seriously if you can’t use your real profile. Please, how can I expose this fraudster and still protect my dignity at the same time?